“I thought I hated apples until adulthood because we only ever had Red Delicious.” —Charlizeequalscats
“What kind of psychopath puts staples with paper clips?!” —bopshebop2
“Yup, Doc totally lallygagged.” —droplightning “I’ll join your hill. In the novel he’s The Narrator.” —AmazingRise “I feel the exact same way about white chocolate Snow Enrobed Oreos. I mean, Snowreos was right there, people.” —emuthegreatestgoat
“Purse industry: ‘They can’t do that — shoot them or something!’” —Thehalohedgehog “There is a special rung in hell for people that use speakerphone in public."—ContraCanadensis “Don’t be a lazy bones!” —kdub1523
“This is 100% correct. A Reuben with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut is a Rachel. Side note: A pastrami Rachel is the best sandwich.” —ohdippillboi
“Especially since it’s usually the make or break for getting your license. Everyone I know avoids parallel parking like the plague.” —Msaiks “I’ve never understood why people dislike the Oxford comma. It’s a perfect tool to delineate subordinate sentences, among other things, and to make a lot of big sentences readable. Beyond that it is grammatically correct English, believe it or not, and yet still people bitch about them.” —The_Moth_ “As someone who has delayed sleep phase initiation, I will counter that with 10–6, which is what I do now.” —ksharpalpha
“I never saw it. First one began and ended things perfectly though, so I’m inclined to agree.” —AstroFuzz
“I’ve always described it as more like a translation. Like the shots are fairly spot on in most cases, but he completely misses the tone of the story and the reasoning for the characters. Which is also true for his other DC movies in my opinion.” —Millenniumeagle1
“Pineapple is a perfectly acceptable (and delicious) topping on pizza. My favorite is pepperoni, bacon crumbles, and pineapple. A wonderful mix of sweet and savory.” —fotofiend
